Who’s Who

Dexter Vane was the kind of guy who could make a dull night unforgettable — though not always for the right reasons. Clumsy yet magnetic, loud but lovable, he exaggerated every story until it became a legend, and he had an uncanny ability to turn even the smallest mishap into comedy.

In his human life, Dexter was a DJ in the late ’80s and early ’90s, spinning vinyl under neon lights in crowded clubs. His sets were chaotic but unforgettable, filled with sudden drops, cheesy one-liners over the mic, and dance floors that pulsed with messy joy. Dexter thrived on the spotlight, but he also leaned a little too hard on “liquid courage” to keep the music going and the nerves at bay. He could never quite handle his spirits — and eventually, they handled him.

Despite his over-the-top antics, Dexter had a heart of gold. He lived for connection, laughter, and late-night memories. At the Creepy Coconut, he’s the skeleton spilling his drink mid-dance, laughing louder than the band, and keeping everyone entertained with his larger-than-life tales of his DJ glory days. He’s messy, hilarious, and always ready to turn a quiet evening into an afterparty.