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Once a street performer with big dreams and bigger props, Leif Shackleford believed he was destined for showbiz greatness. By day, he juggled fire torches and spun plates along the Southern California boardwalk; by night, he performed interpretive Viking routines atop his trusty unicycle, claiming he was “reviving the lost art of Norse vaudeville.”

Sadly, Leif’s last performance lived up to his flair for drama. During a particularly daring “Shield and Flame” act at a seaside festival, one rogue gust of wind sent his helmet into the crowd and his unicycle into the ocean — with Leif close behind. His legend lives on, echoing in the clatter of coconut cups and laughter at The Creepy Coconut.

Now, in the afterlife, Leif is desperately trying to convince bar owner Stu that he is exactly what the tiki bar needs: a one-skeleton variety act of juggling, comedy, and questionable Viking history. The helmet stays on, the unicycle still wobbles, and the enthusiasm? Undead-level.